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DON'T LET THE TITLE CONFUSE YOU: IF YOU LOOK BEHIND THE TAG, YOU WILL SEE THAT THE STORY IS ACTUALLY IN ENGLISH.
A sketchy episode from a weird sort of Dragon Age story that I suddenly came up with.
Basically, it revolves around Regalo, the child of f!Amell and Zevran, who could be regarded as a total insult to hardcore lore fans because A: His mother is a Grey Warden and as such, is supposed to have a virtually non-existent fertility level (hence the kid's name, lol); and B: He has some slightly elven features, even though most half-elves found in-game look completely human (with the exception of Feynriel from DAII, but the devs later admitted that he was a deisgn mistake). I still like the little guy, though, and since he is too small to hurt anyone, I hope that people will leave him be.
So as I was saying, Regalo gets tired of waiting for his parents as they are off researching the cure for the Calling. He escapes the watchful eye of his babysitter Felsi and together with her son (whose name isn't actually Nugget) goes off to find his Mama and Papa. En route, the two boys meet Fenris, who, as I can surmise, will later strike up a reluctant friendship with them, and after getting into a few messes and repeatedly rescuing the kids, will return to Hawke all eager to become a father himself (duh!).
Potential episodes might also include Reg and Nugget running around Skyhold with Kieran while Reg's and Kieran's moms watch them wistfully; and Cullen becoming protective of Reg because the boy has his mother's eyes (dun-dun-dunnn!).
I won't necessarily continue this, but I was entertained enough while writing, so I thought I could share.
As a bilingual child, Reg sometimes comes up with weird mashed-up speech contructs. Tell me if some they need translating.
Oh, and speaking of languages - I know it is kind of forced, but I had to make one of the creepy guys a Fereldan (possibly a maleficar joining forces with the Venatori?), because otherwise they would have talked to each other in Tevene, and the kids wouldn't have understood them.
A sketchy episode from a weird sort of Dragon Age story that I suddenly came up with.
Basically, it revolves around Regalo, the child of f!Amell and Zevran, who could be regarded as a total insult to hardcore lore fans because A: His mother is a Grey Warden and as such, is supposed to have a virtually non-existent fertility level (hence the kid's name, lol); and B: He has some slightly elven features, even though most half-elves found in-game look completely human (with the exception of Feynriel from DAII, but the devs later admitted that he was a deisgn mistake). I still like the little guy, though, and since he is too small to hurt anyone, I hope that people will leave him be.
So as I was saying, Regalo gets tired of waiting for his parents as they are off researching the cure for the Calling. He escapes the watchful eye of his babysitter Felsi and together with her son (whose name isn't actually Nugget) goes off to find his Mama and Papa. En route, the two boys meet Fenris, who, as I can surmise, will later strike up a reluctant friendship with them, and after getting into a few messes and repeatedly rescuing the kids, will return to Hawke all eager to become a father himself (duh!).
Potential episodes might also include Reg and Nugget running around Skyhold with Kieran while Reg's and Kieran's moms watch them wistfully; and Cullen becoming protective of Reg because the boy has his mother's eyes (dun-dun-dunnn!).
I won't necessarily continue this, but I was entertained enough while writing, so I thought I could share.
As a bilingual child, Reg sometimes comes up with weird mashed-up speech contructs. Tell me if some they need translating.
Oh, and speaking of languages - I know it is kind of forced, but I had to make one of the creepy guys a Fereldan (possibly a maleficar joining forces with the Venatori?), because otherwise they would have talked to each other in Tevene, and the kids wouldn't have understood them.
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Aww, this story was so much fun. 
I love the idea of the Warden being able to have a kid (other than Kieran, of course), and that kid being best friends with Oghren and Felsi's little'un. The idea of Nugget keeping Oghren's nickname for him is lovely, too. And Fenris's interactions with the kids are just to die for! His refusal to allow them to call him 'master,' his trying to give them space and admitting he doesn't know how to handle kids, and especially his fiddling with Hawke's red cloth... 
Parenting stories are always wonderful to read... especially when the one doing the parenting isn't actually the parent.
Best of luck, Fenris!
I love the idea of the Warden being able to have a kid (other than Kieran, of course), and that kid being best friends with Oghren and Felsi's little'un. The idea of Nugget keeping Oghren's nickname for him is lovely, too. And Fenris's interactions with the kids are just to die for! His refusal to allow them to call him 'master,' his trying to give them space and admitting he doesn't know how to handle kids, and especially his fiddling with Hawke's red cloth... Parenting stories are always wonderful to read... especially when the one doing the parenting isn't actually the parent.
Best of luck, Fenris!